Designah Condom Packs Assorted
Think your the bee's knees when it comes to having all the important labels? Yes? Well make sure you have what every trendy person has, for each romantic rendezvous. Don't look like you bought your rubbers at Netto, pop out you designer condom pack and impress.....
Each bundle contains 1 each of the following:
F.U.C.K (u.p.) condoms. We do NOT intend to shock. These are simply the initials of our company: the Fucking Useless Clothing Korporation!
TOMMI KNUCKLEFUCKER condoms. This product has nothing whatsoever to do with TOMMI HILLFRIGGER or TOMMI HILLFUCKER or even TOMMI OVERTHEHILFRIGGER, so help me God.
LACROTCH condoms. Condoms for a bit of rough.
BUGGERY condoms. For outdoor and backdoor pursuits and watersports activities.
VICTORIA'S SECRETIONS condoms. Makers of rubber underwear, waterproof socks, corsets and horse blankets. All products guaranteed leakproof.
GAMARUCCI condoms. Specially formulated blow job condoms for vegetarians and those who find it all a bit hard to swallow.
Designah Condoms: It's a SPOOF, it's TASTELESS, it's SATIRE!
Any reference to any person or company with a similar name, alive or dead, is purely coincidental -we only offend those who tend to take themselves too seriously.
Each pack contains 2 genuine condoms (12 in total), which conform to all British and European Standards.
£13.89
Delivery £3.99
|
